They'll bring him back when there's a cure for old age.
RIP Arthur C. Clarke.
You will be missed.
'tis I, 'tis me, 'tis he!
The other voices
Current Quotery
Personalise your contempt
You've been waiting how long to do that?
- See Wendy Matthews live. (since 2001)
- Iva Davies' "The Ghost Of Time" on a rainy day down at Sydney Harbour. (since 2000) - DONE!
- Visit friends in Brisbane. (since 2007)
- Weekend-long shopping expedition in Melbourne. (since 2004)
- Visit Perth. (since 2006)
- Have a picnic in the Botanical Gardens, near the seawall. (since 1995)
- Comfortably fit into size 34 pants again. (since 2001)
- Put the apartment up for rent. (since 2007)
- Serve an edible meal of roast meat(s) and vegetables. (since 2002)
- Madonna's "Something To Remember" on a rainy night down at Sydney Harbour. (since 1995)
- Fly to London. (since 2007)
Feed Me A Stray Cat
You can lie to me... and I imagine you do
A Veritable Syllabus Of Alternate Blitherings For Your Abject Derision
Implants
- Armageddon Validation (27)
- Confessions (94)
- Culinary Linguistics (6)
- Currently listening to (11)
- Evolutionaries (56)
- Hotness (or Notness) (53)
- Let's Get Trivial (22)
- Middle-class Decadence (1)
- Musings (65)
- Open Letters (35)
- Shits and Giggles (98)
- Technocringe (26)
- Thoughts (32)
- Venomous Bitch Sessions (60)
Knowledge Is Power (but Ignorance Is Strength)
True Sonic Aristry
- Are you feeling better now?
- As a matter of fact, I don't want to feel this way
- Did you have that strangest dream before you woke?
- Don't want to be part of your world
- I don't know what you want but I can't give it anymore
- I've got soul but I'm not a solider
- It'll be just like that book you read
- Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone
- Look, it's downhill all the way from here
- Sometimes she sank, sometimes she swam
- Too many people take second best
- When this bad old world has crumbled, I'll be standing at your side
- Who can tell if we have heaven?
- You thought that you were the bomb - yeah, well so did I
Frankenstein is the new blend
Wholesome Thoughts
- 2 + 2 = 4
- All You Need Is Love
- Cheer Up, It May Never Happen!
- Clip The Right Wing
- Communication Is Inevitable
- Depth Is Infinite
- Disempower Everyone - Including Yourself
- Do Not Exploit Neutrality
- Don't Be Evil
- Embrace Independent Thought
- Existence Is Entropic
- Infinity Is The Greatest Number
- It's All In The Details
- People Suck Until Proven Otherwise
- Religion Is A Crutch
- Shopping Is Not Creating
- Silence Is Not Consent
- Social Evolution Tends To The Left
- Surrealise
- The Internet Is Not America's Bitch
- Time Is The Currency With Which We Pay Attention
- What The Fuck, Lady?
- You Are Not Your Fucking Khakis
Tune Of The Now
Eargasm
Aural Sex
Tunes Of The Then
Let The Music Lift You Up, Darling!
Songs Of Mass Destruction (Special Edition)
Annie Lennox
I've got the music in me
A Collection Of Hits
Roxette
Without a song or a dance, what are we?
Fundamental
Pet Shop Boys
So hurry up - and bring your jukebox money!
Trilogy
Enigma
Singing in the classes, music for your masses
American Doll Posse (Limited Edition)
Tori Amos
Making crazy pictures out of music and rhymes
Smash Hits 93
Various Artists
Music makes the bourgeoisie and the rebel
Ash Wednesday
Elvis Perkins
Now in audible range
Like A Good Book, I Can't Put This Day Back
Prelude To Dune: House Harkonnen
Brian Herbert and Kevin J Anderson
Part of you pours out of me in these lines from time to time
Lunar Park
Bret Easton Ellis
No reason to talk about the books I read - but still, I do
Dead Europe
Christos Tsiolkas
Previous Bookery
- Prelude To Dune: House Atreides (7.5/10)
- The Difference Engine (no score)
- Anthony Perkins: A Haunted Life (7/10)
- Anthony Perkins: Split Image (7/10)
- American Psycho (8.5/10)
- Legends Of Dune: The Machine Crusade (7/10)
- Dune (9/10)
- Legends Of Dune: The Butlerian Jihad (6.5/10)
- Chocolat (7.5/10)
- 1984 (9/10)
- Please Just F* Off, It's Our Turn Now (7/10)
Recent Lookery
Notes On A Scandal (2006)
Director: Richard Eyre
Recent Lookery
Death At A Funeral (2007)
Director: Frank Oz
Recent Lookery
Lions For Lambs (2007)
Director: Robert Redford
They Like The Smell Of It In Hollywood
The Brave One (2007)
Director: Neil Jordan
It's a lovely night to go to the Odeon
The Ex (2006)
Director: Jesse Peretz
The film was a bust but we stayed 'til the ending
Akira (1988)
Director: Katsuhiro Ôtomo
Recent Lookery
SiCKO (2007)
Director: Michael Moore
Would she go down on you in a theatre?
No Reservations (2007)
Director: Scott Hicks
Recent Lookery
Margaret Cho: I'm The One That I Want (2000)
Director: Lionel Coleman
Recent Lookery
Cloverfield (2008)
Director: Matt Reeves
Previous Lookery
- Fight Club (1999) (8/10)
- Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic (2005) (7.5/10)
- Stigmata (1999) (8/10)
- The Aristocrats (2005) (8/10)
- Evening (2007) (7.5/10)
- Beautiful Thing (1996) (8.5/10)
- Cast A Deadly Spell (1991) (7.5/10)
- The Simpsons Movie (2007) (6/10)
- Primary Colours (1998) (8/10)
- The Matrix Revolutions (2003) (8/10)
- Johnny Mnemonic (1995) (7.5/10)
- Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer (2007) (6/10)
- Children Of Men (2006) (8/10)
- Idiocracy (2006) (7/10)
- The Siege (1998) (7.5/10)
- Transformers (2007) (6.5/10)
- Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007) (8.5/10)
- The Matrix Reloaded (2003) (8.5/10)
- Shrek The Third (2007) (8/10)
- Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark (1988) (7.5/10)
- Ghost Rider (2007) (8/10)
- American Beauty (1999) (8.5/10)
- Goldfish Memory (2003) (7.5/10)
- Crimes Of Passion (1984) (8/10)
- Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds (2006) (6.5/10)
- The Day After (1983) (7/10)
- Borg War (2006) (5.5/10)
- The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life Of Ethan Green (2005) (8/10)
- She-Devil (1989) (7/10)
- Postcards From The Edge (1990) (9/10)
- Muppets From Space (1999) (7.5/10)
- Armageddon (1998) (5/10)
- The Tin Star (1957) (6/10)
- Spider-Man (2002) (6.5/10)
- Amazon Women On The Moon (1987) (7.5/10)
- 2010 - The Year We Make Contact (1984) (8/10)
- Frank Herbert's Dune (Miniseries) (2000) (8/10)
- Parting Glances (1986) (9/10)
- Star Wars: Episode 3 - Revenge Of The Sith (2005) (7/10)
- The Sixth Sense (1999) (8/10)
- The Picture Of Dorian Gray (1945) (8.5/10)
- Batman Beyond: Return Of The Joker (2000) (6.5/10)
- Almost Normal (2005) (5/10)
- Happy Endings (2005) (7.5/10)
- Batman (1989) (8.5/10)
- Catwoman (2004) (7/10)
- X-Men 3: The Last Stand (2006) (8.5/10)
- TMNT (2007) (7/10)
- Margaret Cho: Assassin (2005) (8/10)
- Basic Instinct (1992) (8/10)
- Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2004) (8/10)
- Paris Is Burning (1990) (7/10)
- Go Fish (1994) (7/10)
- The Corporation (2003) (6.5/10)
- Cat On A Hot Tin Roof (1958) (7/10)
- 300 (2006) (5.5/10)
- Are We Done Yet? (2007) (4.5/10)
- The Graduate (1967) (7/10)
- Loose Change - Second Edition (2006) (8/10)
- Chicken Tikka Masala (2005) (7/10)
- Blade Runner - The Director's Cut (1982) (8/10)
- Sliver (1993) (8.5/10)
- Straight-Jacket (2004) (8/10)
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) (7.5/10)
- Le Procès (The Trial) (1962) (8/10)
- Not Another Teen Movie (2001) (7/10)
- Desire Under The Elms (1958) (7.5/10)
- Victim (1961) (8/10)
- Human Traffic (1999) (9/10)
- Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006) (7.5/10)
- Ghost World (2001) (9/10)
- Twee Vrouwen (Twice A Woman) (1979) (7.5/10)
- Making Love (1982) (6.5/10)
- Time After Time (1979) (8/10)
- Psycho Beach Party (2000) (7/10)
- Die, Mommie, Die! (2003) (8/10)
- The Raspberry Reich (2004) (7.5/10)
- Snakes On A Plane (2006) (7/10)
- Fast Food Nation (2006) (6/10)
- Pieces Of April (2003) (9/10)
- Bring It On (2000) (8/10)
- The Manchurian Candidate (2004) (6.5/10)
- Alien: Resurrection (1997) (7.5/10)
- Alien 3 (1992) (7.5/10)
- Scenes From A Mall (1991) (7.5/10)
- Oublier Cheyenne (Looking For Cheyenne) (2005) (8/10)
- Urbania (2000) (9/10)
- Star Trek: Insurrection (1998) (7.5/10)
- Jesus Camp (2006) (7/10)
- Aliens (1986) (9/10)
- Alien (1979) (8/10)
- Merci Docteur Rey! (2002) (8/10)
- Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson (2005) (8/10)
- Shortbus (2006) (8.5/10)
- Rope (1948) (9/10)
- Jersey Girl (2004) (7/10)
- Lost In Translation (2003) (7.5/10)
- Another Gay Movie (2006) (6/10)
- The Black Hole (1979) (7.5/10)
- Team America: World Police (2004) (5.5/10)
- Fat Girls (2006) (7/10)
- On The Beach (1959) (7.5/10)
- Pretty Poison (1968) (9/10)
- Eating Out (2004) (6.5/10)
- All Over The Guy (2001) (7/10)
- The Queen (2006) (8/10)
- Mortal Kombat (1995) (6.5/10)
- Stewie Griffin - The Untold Story (2005) (7.5/10)
- The Trip (2002) (8/10)
- Mango Kiss (2004) (8.5/10)
- Romeo + Juliet (1996) (8/10)
- Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss (1998) (8.5/10)
- Fantastic Four (2005) (8.5/10)
- Stranger Than Fiction (2006) (7/10)
- Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002) (8/10)
- Murder On The Orient Express (1974) (7.5/10)
- Miss Potter (2006) (7/10)
- The Boys In The Band (1970) (7/10)
- Damage (1992) (8/10)
- Broadway Damage (1997) (7/10)
- Volver (2006) (8/10)
- Babel (2006) (8/10)
- Marie Antoinette (2006) (7/10)
- Grande École (2004) (7/10)
- Clue (1985) (7/10)
- Showgirls (1995) (4/10)
- Latter Days (2003) (6.5/10)
- Murder By Death (1976) (7/10)
- Closer (2004) (9/10)
- The Holiday (2006) (7.5/10)
- Star Trek: Nemesis (2002) (7/10)
- Transamerica (2005) (8/10)
- Rushmore (1998) (8.5/10)
- American Psycho (2000) (8/10)
- Catch-22 (1970) (8/10)
- Moulin Rouge! (2001) (8/10)
- Psycho (1998) (3/10)
- Thirteen Conversations About One Thing (2001) (6/10)
- Psycho (1960) (9/10)
- Queer Duck: The Movie (2006) (3/10)
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