It could happen.

I should really go into business for myself.

No, really.

UPDATE:

Now I'm deadly serious.
So much of what I do is designed to circumvent the human element in this particular aspect of technology, and today was a good day for such things. It's like SkyNet without the psychosis, or a Von Neumann machine with a hard-coded kill switch.

I'm so proud.

Actually... I think I could take it one step further and turn Windows into a fully-fledged virus. Wouldn't that be awesome?

Excuse me whilst I fire up VMWare.